Bitch, si vous plat

It was a chaotic morning to get out the door. Too many things left to the last minute (not too mention finishing up work), and I just HAD to get three last sets of leg presses in before leaving. But left I did, and am writing this live from the Nice airport. The four things of note that have occurred thus far:

1 - Getting to Dulles is about as difficult as getting to Paris. 

2 - The lady in the seat next to me stole my blanket.
3 - I've had two croissants already and I've been in this country less than 2 hours. 

4 - I forgot how helpful it is to actually take time to learn the language. Really wish I hadn't spent all my free time playing Candy Crush. 

Much more to come.