"Someone pooped in the bidet"

This quote goes unattributed. But I will say that the person who said this is also the culprit.

We had a great night in Venice. Last night's blog post was made in a haze. I'll just leave it at that. 

We are being preeeeetty terrible tourists in Venice. We went over to St. Marks Piazza and cathedral and checked it out. But then we decided that our 4 euro were better spent on mini bottles of prosecco (italian champagne) than on museums. So we sat out on the canal for a couple hours and had drinks and then wandered about and had lunch on a random piazza. The theme for most of the day was that we hated MBA. She arrived today and we couldnt find her. We left a walkie talkie for her at the hotel ("tell her to tune to channel one") and our many attempts to reach her failed. But just when E-Roc was really hatin on her, the walkie crackled and we were ready to roll. And by rolled we mean still didnt go into any sights, we just relocated our wine drinking to the Rialto bridge. Now we're back at the hotel having some more prosecco and about to go hop on a gondola. Liza insisted this morning that we all wear stripes in Venice (I seriously had to change my shirt this morning because it was stripe-free) so we should fit in really well.

Conversation highlights:

-We all agreed that Jay-Z is the greatest rapper alive (not necessarily the greatest rapper ever)

-Everyone who matters agreed that Beyonce is the greatest singer alive (better than Barbara Streisand)

-We all like E. Masonhall

-Liza was a nerd in high school and won the Role Model Recognition Award. If I'd known that I would not have come on this trip with her.

-I get really offended when someone decrees that we may not be able to have a dance party every night.

-That unlike some people think, there is a difference between "black humor" and "dark humor"

Consumption update:

-E-Roc: 39 units

-Steez: 39 units

-Liza: 39 units

-LJ: 15

-MBA: 5

Obviously, some people have some catching up to do.

More later!